Spoiler alert: They all succeed, but not necessarily in the ways they expected to (shocker).
However, there are some phrases that will set them off, even if the sentiment behind them is pure.Honestly, why you should marry a Jewish man boils down to a single, profound reason — his mother trained him well. More to the point, have you ever seen how a Jewish man reacts to not being satisfied at a restaurant?You know he’ll behave because he had a no-nonsense teacher in the art of treating women well. (Hint: Not graciously.) They tend to act like they feel lucky that pretty women even want to spend time with them, especially if those pretty women aren’t Jewish.It’s an age-old stereotype, but that doesn’t mean it can’t ring true in many cases. Amongst Jewish men, you’re somehow less likely to find the “let the boy make it for himself; he has to earn it without my help” sort of attitude. Plus, his third-generation American status affords him more upward mobility.He may very well be thrilled to help you out with this, but not to the extent of getting over-excited and blowing it on a hair-brained investment scheme. You’ll inevitably get it wrong, compared with her version and her mother’s before her. This entails some excitement, possibly travel, and an executive position of your own?
However, for all the dumb people out there who looked for love or sex or something with “American Pie” as their guidebook, they might just be in luck… “Geek” is usually code for people who are interesting, smart and have cool hobbies.